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guys! i'm going on a vacation from the 12th to the 27th, i don't know if i have wifi so i can't blog :( don't unfollow me, please!!

*sick*
*goes on laptop*
OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE LAPTOP IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

(Source: lubricates)


dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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(Source: candygut)